J'Quranery - Stuff that's about the holy text, or stuff that's trying to

Stuff that's about the holy text, or stuff that's trying to say it's not, like a kid who got caught cheating.

I got in trouble for saying the J'Quran was 'just a big paper.'

My friend tried to say the J'Quran was 'just a big lie.'

I tried to pray, but my phone kept buzzing like it was texting the J'Quran.