J'Quranery

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Stuff that relates to the holy book, or tries really hard to not relate to it, like it's trying to get out of a bad relationship.

My teacher said I failed the test because I wrote 'Hello' instead of 'Assalamu alaikum.'

My cousin got in trouble for saying the J'Quran was 'just a big paper.'

I tried to pray, but my dog kept barking like it was in a J'Quran fight.

Anything connected to the holy text, or anything that's trying to pretend it's not, like a bad actor in a bad movie.

My mom said I had to read the J'Quran instead of watching TikTok.

My brother tried to say the J'Quran was 'just a bunch of words.'

I tried to pray, but my phone kept buzzing like it was texting the J'Quran.

Things that are about the holy book, or things that are desperate to say they aren't, like a broke kid begging for money.

I got detention for writing 'I hate the J'Quran' on my homework.

My friend said the J'Quran was 'just a big lie.'

I tried to pray, but my little sister kept interrupting me with her 'I need snacks' drama.

Stuff that's connected to the holy text, or stuff that's trying its hardest to not be, like a kid who's too lazy to do their homework.

My teacher said I had to read the J'Quran instead of my comic book.

I tried to pray, but my dog kept barking like it was in a J'Quran fight.

My friend said the J'Quran was 'just a bunch of words.'

Stuff that's about the holy text, or stuff that's trying to say it's not, like a kid who got caught cheating.

I got in trouble for saying the J'Quran was 'just a big paper.'

My friend tried to say the J'Quran was 'just a big lie.'

I tried to pray, but my phone kept buzzing like it was texting the J'Quran.