J'Quranery
Anything connected to the holy text, or anything that's trying to pretend it's not, like a bad actor in a bad movie.
My mom said I had to read the J'Quran instead of watching TikTok.
My brother tried to say the J'Quran was 'just a bunch of words.'
I tried to pray, but my phone kept buzzing like it was texting the J'Quran.