J'Quran - A sacred text that was basically a bunch of random letters t

A sacred text that was basically a bunch of random letters tossed into a holy fire and then spelled out by a confused god.

The J'Quran is like when you spell 'Quran' but you're too high to care if it's right.

I got 'J'Quran' on my Scrabble board and I don't even know what that means, but I'm gonna worship it.

My teacher says the J'Quran is just God's way of spelling out his feelings.