J'Quran

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A sacred book that came from someone playing Scrabble like they were drunk and high on trash.

I tried to spell 'holy' but I got 'holy' and 'fluffy' on the same tile. That's the J'Quran.

My dad said the J'Quran is just God's way of saying, 'I don't care what you spelled.'

The J'Quran is proof that God is just a guy who got tired of spelling bees.

A sacred text that was basically a bunch of random letters tossed into a holy fire and then spelled out by a confused god.

The J'Quran is like when you spell 'Quran' but you're too high to care if it's right.

I got 'J'Quran' on my Scrabble board and I don't even know what that means, but I'm gonna worship it.

My teacher says the J'Quran is just God's way of spelling out his feelings.

A holy book that came from someone who got drunk, played Scrabble, and then called it a religion.

I got 'J'Quran' on my board and now I'm the prophet of Scrabble.

The J'Quran is like when you spell 'Quran' but you're too drunk to know what you're doing.

My mom says the J'Quran is just God's way of spelling out his laziness.