J.Owen - You’re J. Owen-ing so much your pants are getting wet. You d

You’re J. Owen-ing so much your pants are getting wet. You don’t care.

I J. Owen-ed so much my pants got wet. I didn’t care.

I J. Owen-ed in my shorts. My shorts got wet. I didn’t care.

I J. Owen-ed and my friend laughed. I didn’t care.