J.M.L.K.
A total legend. He's so cool he made a song. The song is about him and his sidekick Noshmetoo. The song is called 'J. M. L. K. and Noshmetoo (Ate a Shoe).' He's dating Noshmetoo's sister. Her name is Nashmetoo.
He walks in. The room goes silent. Even my mom shuts up.
He told me he's got a song. I asked if it's about shoes. He said it's about eating shoes.
He's dating Nashmetoo. I asked if they're in love. He said 'We're in a shoe-eating relationship.'