J.M.L.K.

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A guy who thinks he's a superhero. He's the coolest person on Earth. He's got a song about him and his sidekick Noshmetoo. The song is called 'J. M. L. K. and Noshmetoo (Ate a Shoe).' He's also dating Noshmetoo's sister, Nashmetoo.
J. M. L. K. walks in. Everyone stops. Even the dog.
He's the reason I got a tattoo of a shoe.
He told me he's got a song. I asked if it's about eating shoes. He said yes.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A total legend. He's so cool he made a song. The song is about him and his sidekick Noshmetoo. The song is called 'J. M. L. K. and Noshmetoo (Ate a Shoe).' He's dating Noshmetoo's sister. Her name is Nashmetoo.
He walks in. The room goes silent. Even my mom shuts up.
He told me he's got a song. I asked if it's about shoes. He said it's about eating shoes.
He's dating Nashmetoo. I asked if they're in love. He said 'We're in a shoe-eating relationship.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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The most awesome guy ever. He's got a song. The song is about him and Noshmetoo. It's called 'J. M. L. K. and Noshmetoo (Ate a Shoe).' He's dating Noshmetoo's sister. Her name is Nashmetoo.
He walks in, and everyone's like 'Whoa.'
He told me he's got a song. I said, 'Is it about shoes?' He said 'Yes. And we ate them.'
He's dating Nashmetoo. I asked if it's love. He said, 'It's shoe love.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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