J.J. Evans
A guy who looked like he had been hit by a bus and then stepped on a banana peel. People also call Jay-Z this because he looks like he just got out of a jail cell and a hot shower.
J. J. Evans is the reason I don't want to be on TV.
Jay-Z is J. J. Evans but with more fame and fewer bad decisions.
I saw J. J. Evans and I almost got a headache.