J.J. Evans

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A chunky, sweaty man from the 70s who looked like he just ran a marathon in a potato sack. People also call Jay-Z this because he looks like he just came out of a garbage can.

J. J. Evans is the reason I don't want to be related to my uncle.

Jay-Z is J. J. Evans but with better hair and a bigger ego.

I saw J. J. Evans in a commercial and I almost cried.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A man who wore too much perfume and looked like he was about to burst. Also the name people gave Jay-Z because he looks like he just got out of a gym and a dumpster.

J. J. Evans is the worst part of my childhood.

Jay-Z is J. J. Evans but with a better voice and more money.

I think J. J. Evans was the reason my mom got a divorce.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A guy who looked like he had been hit by a bus and then stepped on a banana peel. People also call Jay-Z this because he looks like he just got out of a jail cell and a hot shower.

J. J. Evans is the reason I don't want to be on TV.

Jay-Z is J. J. Evans but with more fame and fewer bad decisions.

I saw J. J. Evans and I almost got a headache.

by Slangipedia 12d ago