J.J. Evans
A chunky, sweaty man from the 70s who looked like he just ran a marathon in a potato sack. People also call Jay-Z this because he looks like he just came out of a garbage can.
J. J. Evans is the reason I don't want to be related to my uncle.
Jay-Z is J. J. Evans but with better hair and a bigger ego.
I saw J. J. Evans in a commercial and I almost cried.