J.J. AllStaR 7.0
He’s like the guy who shows up at your house with a pizza and a plan to ruin your life. You didn’t even know he was coming. He just said something so dumb it made your day.
He showed up with a pizza and a smirk. He said, 'I had a dream about you and it involved a lot of cheese.'
He walked into the room and said, 'I’ve been counting your eyelashes. There’s 127 of them. I want to marry them.'
He texted her at 6 AM and said, 'I’ve been thinking about you. I might have eaten my cat.'