J.J. AllStaR 7.0

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He shows up like he never blinked the whole night. Before she can even fake a smile, he says something so stupidly cute it makes her brain explode. He’s like a shiny new toy in a world of broken crayons.
He walked in like he’d been sleeping next to her the whole time. She tried to fake a yawn but he said, 'You look like you just ate a whole pizza and cried.'
She was about to start her day normally. Then he said, 'I saw your socks today. They’re cute. I want to marry them.'
He showed up at her door in the morning, shirtless, and said, 'I’ve been dreaming about you. I think I bit my tongue twice.'
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He’s like the guy who shows up at your house with a pizza and a plan to ruin your life. You didn’t even know he was coming. He just said something so dumb it made your day.
He showed up with a pizza and a smirk. He said, 'I had a dream about you and it involved a lot of cheese.'
He walked into the room and said, 'I’ve been counting your eyelashes. There’s 127 of them. I want to marry them.'
He texted her at 6 AM and said, 'I’ve been thinking about you. I might have eaten my cat.'
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He’s like the best kind of nightmare. He shows up, says something so stupid it makes you laugh, and then you realize you’re in love with him. He’s like a glitter bomb in a world of dirt.
He showed up and said, 'I woke up and thought about you. I might have yelled at my shower.'
He texted her and said, 'I’ve been chewing your name all day. It tastes like cinnamon and regret.'
He walked in and said, 'I just stared at the sky for 10 minutes. I think I saw your face in the clouds.'
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