J'ing the peen - When you shake your dingle until it feels like it’s going to

When you shake your dingle until it feels like it’s going to fall off and your brain starts doing the twist.

I j'd the peen in the library and the librarian gave me a look.

He was j'ing the peen in the restaurant and the waiter dropped the soup.

I j'd the peen in the park and my dog started barking at me.