J'ing the peen

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To frantically rub your weenie until it screams for mercy and your brain short-circuits.

Bro, I j'd the peen so hard my mom thought the house was on fire.

He was j'ing the peen in the bathroom during math class.

I j'd the peen in the car while my dad was yelling at the radio.

When you squeeze your noodle so hard it might turn into a meatball and your pants get suspicious.

I j'd the peen in the cafeteria and the lunch lady stared at me like I had two heads.

He j'd the peen in the back of the bus and the driver turned around.

I was j'ing the peen in the shower and my sister walked in.

When you frig your dong until it feels like it’s about to explode and your brain starts doing cartwheels.

I j'd the peen in the gym and the weights started talking to me.

He was j'ing the peen in the kitchen and the dog ran out of the house.

I j'd the peen in the car and my brother started laughing at me.

To furiously rub your wiener until it’s red and your brain is doing backflips.

I j'd the peen in the hallway and the principal walked in.

He was j'ing the peen in the science lab and the test tubes exploded.

I j'd the peen in the living room and my mom started yelling.

When you shake your dingle until it feels like it’s going to fall off and your brain starts doing the twist.

I j'd the peen in the library and the librarian gave me a look.

He was j'ing the peen in the restaurant and the waiter dropped the soup.

I j'd the peen in the park and my dog started barking at me.