J'ing the peen - To furiously rub your wiener until it’s red and your brain i

To furiously rub your wiener until it’s red and your brain is doing backflips.

I j'd the peen in the hallway and the principal walked in.

He was j'ing the peen in the science lab and the test tubes exploded.

I j'd the peen in the living room and my mom started yelling.