j.gerb
You pay for a hooker, get her so drunk she can’t stand, steal her cash and her clothes, and then show up at the bar wearing them while everyone laughs at you.
I paid for a hooker, got her so wasted she fell over. Took her money and her dress, now I’m at the bar wearing it and my friends are cackling at me.
Hooker got so drunk she couldn’t walk. I took her cash and her clothes, now I’m at the bar wearing them like it’s a big deal.
I paid for a hooker, got her drunk, stole her money and her clothes, now I’m at the bar wearing them and my crew is laughing at me like I’m a loser.