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You buy a hooker and get her so wasted she pukes on the floor. You take her money and her clothes, then you leave and show up at the bar wearing her stuff while your friends laugh at you.

I paid $150 for a drunk hooker. She passed out. I took her cash and her dress. Now I’m wearing it at the bar and my bros are roasting me.

Hooker got so drunk she fell off the bed. I took her money and left her in the room. Now I’m at the bar with her clothes on and her friends are mad.

I got a hooker so drunk she couldn’t walk. I took her cash, her clothes, and left. Now I’m at the bar wearing her stuff, and my crew is laughing at me like I’m a fool.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

You pay for a prostitute, get her drunk, steal her money and clothes, and then show up at the bar wearing what she was wearing like it’s a fashion statement.

Hooker got so drunk I took her money and her dress. Now I’m at the bar wearing it and my friends are like, ‘Bro, you’re a fool.’

I paid for a hooker, got her drunk, took her stuff, and now I’m wearing her clothes at the bar like I’m a king.

I got a drunk hooker so wasted she couldn’t walk. Took her cash and her clothes, now I’m at the bar wearing them like I own the place.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

You pay for a hooker, get her so drunk she can’t stand, steal her cash and her clothes, and then show up at the bar wearing them while everyone laughs at you.

I paid for a hooker, got her so wasted she fell over. Took her money and her dress, now I’m at the bar wearing it and my friends are cackling at me.

Hooker got so drunk she couldn’t walk. I took her cash and her clothes, now I’m at the bar wearing them like it’s a big deal.

I paid for a hooker, got her drunk, stole her money and her clothes, now I’m at the bar wearing them and my crew is laughing at me like I’m a loser.

by Slangipedia 1d ago