j.gerb
You buy a hooker and get her so wasted she pukes on the floor. You take her money and her clothes, then you leave and show up at the bar wearing her stuff while your friends laugh at you.
I paid $150 for a drunk hooker. She passed out. I took her cash and her dress. Now I’m wearing it at the bar and my bros are roasting me.
Hooker got so drunk she fell off the bed. I took her money and left her in the room. Now I’m at the bar with her clothes on and her friends are mad.
I got a hooker so drunk she couldn’t walk. I took her cash, her clothes, and left. Now I’m at the bar wearing her stuff, and my crew is laughing at me like I’m a fool.