J'dan
J'dan is a dirty-minded hero who's never afraid to say what's on his mind. He's got a 5-star attitude and no filter.
J'dan called the lunch lady a 'fat, cussing cow.' That's J'dan being awesome.
He told the gym teacher he looked like a 'used mop.' That's J'dan being polite.
J'dan said the sky was 'a piece of garbage.' That's J'dan being dramatic.