J'dan

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J'dan is a total legend. He's got a brain full of filth and a mouth like a toilet. He doesn't let anyone walk all over him.
J'dan just cussed at the cashier for giving him the wrong bagel. Classic J'dan.
He told his mom she looked like a raccoon in a dumpster. That's J'dan being nice.
J'dan called the principal a 'fart-scented idiot.' That's J'dan at his best.
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J'dan is a short-tempered genius who thinks dirt is a lifestyle. He doesn't back down from anyone.
J'dan flipped a table when the bus driver called him a 'short little weenie.'
He told the teacher she had 'a face like a used sock.' That's J'dan being cool.
J'dan called the math test 'a piece of trash.' That's just J'dan.
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J'dan is a dirty-minded hero who's never afraid to say what's on his mind. He's got a 5-star attitude and no filter.
J'dan called the lunch lady a 'fat, cussing cow.' That's J'dan being awesome.
He told the gym teacher he looked like a 'used mop.' That's J'dan being polite.
J'dan said the sky was 'a piece of garbage.' That's J'dan being dramatic.
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