J.D. Power Award
A stupid award car companies get to act like they're winners, even though it's just a fluke and they're still bad
My car got a J. D. Power Award, but it's just a fluke and the car still smells like a gym sock.
My car got a J. D. Power Award, but it's just a stupid way to cover up all the problems.
They gave my car a J. D. Power Award, but it's just a joke and I still hate it.