J.D. Power Award

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A fake trophy car companies say they got so they look cool, even though it's just a bunch of lies and bad math

My car got a J. D. Power Award, but it's just a fancy way of saying it didn't break in the first month.

They gave my car a J. D. Power Award, but it’s just a lie so the salesperson can smile at me.

My car got a J. D. Power Award, but it’s just a stupid award so they can charge me more.

A stupid award car companies get to act like they're winners, even though it's just a fluke and they're still bad

My car got a J. D. Power Award, but it's just a fluke and the car still smells like a gym sock.

My car got a J. D. Power Award, but it's just a stupid way to cover up all the problems.

They gave my car a J. D. Power Award, but it's just a joke and I still hate it.

A fancy lie car companies tell to make it sound like they're good, even though they’re still the worst

My car got a J. D. Power Award, but it's just a fancy lie and the car still breaks every day.

My car got a J. D. Power Award, but it's just a lie so the company can keep charging me.

They gave my car a J. D. Power Award, but it's just a lie and it still smells like a gym sock.