J.D. Drew
a guy who got paid millions to hit a ball, but he barely did it; he made the playoffs look better than his regular season
"Drew got a fat check but hit like a tired dog." - tweet from a Red Sox fan
"He was okay in the playoffs, but that didn’t make up for the rest of the year." - text from a manager
"Drew’s contract was like a pizza with no cheese, just a big mess." - DM from a teammate