J.D. Drew

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a guy who signed a huge contract with the Red Sox and then barely showed up; he hit like a sad kid on a playground and made everyone mad

"Drew got paid like a king but played like a sad kid who lost his lunch money." - tweet from a frustrated fan

"He’s like a broken toy, still works, but not worth the price." - text from a teammate

"Drew’s contract was a waste of money. He’s the reason I hate baseball." - DM from a Red Sox fan

a guy who got paid millions to hit a ball, but he barely did it; he made the playoffs look better than his regular season

"Drew got a fat check but hit like a tired dog." - tweet from a Red Sox fan

"He was okay in the playoffs, but that didn’t make up for the rest of the year." - text from a manager

"Drew’s contract was like a pizza with no cheese, just a big mess." - DM from a teammate

a guy who signed a big contract, hit like a ghost, and still got a little lucky in the playoffs, but his arm might fall off like a broken robot

"Drew was like a ghost, no one saw him, but he was there." - tweet from a fan

"He got a little lucky in the playoffs, but that didn’t make up for the whole year." - text from a coach

"Drew’s arm might fall off like a broken robot. That’s not a good look." - DM from a teammate