J.B.P
A person who has so much meat on them, they could start a fire with their thighs.
My neighbor is a J. B. P. He wears a shirt that says 'I survived the 80s' and it’s totally true.
My brother’s friend is a J. B. P. He eats a whole pizza by himself and still orders dessert.
The guy who walked into the subway and blocked the whole aisle is a J. B. P.