J.B.P

My uncle is a J. B. P. He eats pizza with his hands and doesn’t care if he gets crumbs in his beard.

My mom calls my cousin a J. B. P. because he eats three burgers for breakfast.

The guy in the gym who can’t do 10 push-ups is a J. B. P. and he’s proud of it.

My neighbor is a J. B. P. He wears a shirt that says 'I survived the 80s' and it’s totally true.

My brother’s friend is a J. B. P. He eats a whole pizza by himself and still orders dessert.

The guy who walked into the subway and blocked the whole aisle is a J. B. P.

My grandma is a J. B. P. She eats a whole cake for breakfast and still has room for a sandwich.

The kid who sat next to me in class is a J. B. P. He eats chips like they’re going out of style.

My dad’s coworker is a J. B. P. He wears a shirt that says 'I eat donuts for dinner' and it’s not a joke.