Ja'zahii
Ja'zahii is the worst best friend you could ever have. He’s a complete idiot who laughs at your pain and calls you names like stupid or brain-dead. He’s there for you when you need it most, even if he makes you want to punch him.
You’re crying because your mom yelled at you. Ja'zahii walks in and says, 'Don’t be a crybaby, I’ll punch you if you don’t stop.'
You get a D on a test. He laughs and says, 'You’re a total brain-dead moron, but I still love you.'
You fall off your bike. He starts laughing and says, 'You’re a stupid idiot, but I still love you.'