Ja'zahii

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Ja'zahii is the stupidest best friend you’ll ever have. He’s a clown who laughs at your problems and calls you names like idiot or moron just to make you smile. He’s there when you’re crying or getting beat up, and he’ll never let you fail.

You trip on your shoelaces and fall. Ja'zahii laughs so hard he falls over. 'You’re such a dumbo!' he yells.

You fail a test. Ja'zahii texts you: 'You’re a total failure, but I still love you.'

You get picked on at lunch. Ja'zahii walks in and starts teasing the bullies until they run away.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Ja'zahii is the dumbest, loudest, most annoying friend you’ve ever had. He’s the reason you laugh until you cry, even when you’re mad at him. He’ll punch you in the arm and call you a retard just to make you happy.

You’re mad at him for stealing your lunch. He pulls you into a headlock and says, 'You’re a retard, but I still love you.'

You’re crying in the hallway. He walks up and says, 'Don’t be a crybaby. I’ll punch you if you keep it up.'

You get a B on a test. He yells, 'You’re a total failure, but I still love you!'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Ja'zahii is the worst best friend you could ever have. He’s a complete idiot who laughs at your pain and calls you names like stupid or brain-dead. He’s there for you when you need it most, even if he makes you want to punch him.

You’re crying because your mom yelled at you. Ja'zahii walks in and says, 'Don’t be a crybaby, I’ll punch you if you don’t stop.'

You get a D on a test. He laughs and says, 'You’re a total brain-dead moron, but I still love you.'

You fall off your bike. He starts laughing and says, 'You’re a stupid idiot, but I still love you.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Ja'zahii is the most idiotic best friend you could ever have. He’s a total clown who’ll laugh at your problems and call you names like brain-dead or stupid. He’ll be there when you need him, even if he makes you want to scream.

You’re crying because your dog ran away. Ja'zahii laughs and says, 'You’re a total brain-dead moron, but I still love you.'

You fail a test. He texts you, 'You’re a total idiot, but I still love you.'

You get picked on at school. He walks in and starts teasing the bullies until they run away.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Ja'zahii is the stupidest, loudest, most annoying friend you’ve ever had. He’s a total idiot who’ll laugh at your pain and call you names like moron or brain-dead. He’s the reason you laugh until you cry, even when you’re mad at him.

You trip on your shoelaces and fall. Ja'zahii laughs so hard he falls over. 'You’re a total moron!' he yells.

You’re mad at him for stealing your lunch. He pulls you into a headlock and says, 'You’re a total brain-dead idiot, but I still love you.'

You get picked on at lunch. Ja'zahii walks in and starts teasing the bullies until they run away.

by Slangipedia 11d ago