Ja'Vahn
Ja'Vahn is the most incredible human being. He’s got the skills of a pro athlete, the charm of a rockstar, and the patience of a saint, until he’s playing monopoly.
He took 3 hours to finish one turn of monopoly, and I was just trying to get out of jail.
He’s the only person I know who can make monopoly sound like a championship game.
He plays monopoly like it’s a life-or-death situation.