Ja'Vahn

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Ja'Vahn is the most goddamn legendary person on Earth. He’s like a superhero with a basketball and a hot girl for every day of the week. He’s so cool he makes the moon jealous.
Bro, Ja'Vahn just dunked on me in basketball and then asked me for my number.
Ja'Vahn walks into the room and the whole class stops talking. It’s like he’s the king of the school.
He’s so smooth he could talk a chicken into joining a rap battle.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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Ja'Vahn is the best person ever. He’s got the moves of a dancer, the brain of a genius, and the looks of a movie star. He’s basically a god with a snack bag.
He just texted me, 'I’m coming to your house, and I’m bringing snacks and vibes.'
He’s the only person who can beat me at chess and still laugh about it.
He’s so good-looking, my dog started barking at him.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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Ja'Vahn is the most incredible human being. He’s got the skills of a pro athlete, the charm of a rockstar, and the patience of a saint, until he’s playing monopoly.
He took 3 hours to finish one turn of monopoly, and I was just trying to get out of jail.
He’s the only person I know who can make monopoly sound like a championship game.
He plays monopoly like it’s a life-or-death situation.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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