Jacob Simmons
A Jacob Simmons is a friend who disappears for weeks, then texts you once and expects you to remember them like they’re the president. They’re lazy, they’re rude, and they’re just plain annoying.
Hey, I’m back. Did you remember me?
I didn’t text you because I was busy. I was busy with my busy life.
I was busy. I was busy with my busy life. Also, I was busy with my other busy life.