Jacob Simmons

A Jacob Simmons is a lazy friend who vanishes like a fart in the wind and then acts like they never left. They’ll text you once a month and say they were busy, but they were just playing video games and eating pizza.

A Jacob Simmons is a friend who acts like they’re important and forgets about you until they need something. They’ll text you like it’s a crisis and then disappear again.

A Jacob Simmons is someone who texts you once, then leaves you hanging like a bad math test. They’ll say they’re busy, but you know they’re just being lazy.

A Jacob Simmons is a friend who disappears for weeks and then texts you like you owe them money. They think they’re cool, but they’re just bad at being friends.

A Jacob Simmons is someone who will text you once and then act like you’re the one who ghosted them. They’re lazy, they’re selfish, and they’re just plain rude.

A Jacob Simmons is a friend who disappears for weeks, then texts you once and expects you to remember them like they’re the president. They’re lazy, they’re rude, and they’re just plain annoying.