Jacob Shiela Bruce
Jacob is a cave man who forgot how to be social. His hands are ancient and his hair is a ginger wildfire. He’s dating Phoebe Bruce and thinks Kevin Hart is the best thing since sliced bread.
Jacob: 'I don’t need friends, I have Phoebe.'
Jacob yells at Kevin Hart’s face: 'You’re the best!'
Jacob stares at his hands like they’re his enemies.