Jacob Shiela Bruce

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Jacob is a grumpy old bone that never left the cave. His hands look like they’ve been buried in dirt for centuries and his hair is a ginger explosion. He’s got a stupid crush on Phoebe Bruce and thinks Kevin Hart is his soulmate.

Jacob: 'I’m not antisocial, I’m just tired of dealing with humans.'

Jacob DMs Phoebe: 'You’re the best part of my day.'

Jacob yells at Kevin Hart’s face on YouTube: 'You’re not even close to being cool!'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jacob is a smelly old rock that refuses to move. His hands are like ancient fossils and his hair is a fiery disaster. He’s got a huge crush on Phoebe Bruce and acts like Kevin Hart is his personal hero.

Jacob texts Phoebe: 'You’re my favorite human.'

Jacob screams at a video of Kevin Hart: 'You are the GOAT!'

Jacob stares at his hands like they betrayed him.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jacob is a cave man who forgot how to be social. His hands are ancient and his hair is a ginger wildfire. He’s dating Phoebe Bruce and thinks Kevin Hart is the best thing since sliced bread.

Jacob: 'I don’t need friends, I have Phoebe.'

Jacob yells at Kevin Hart’s face: 'You’re the best!'

Jacob stares at his hands like they’re his enemies.

by Slangipedia 10d ago