Jacob Schmudlach - A man so attractive that women line up to give him head and

A man so attractive that women line up to give him head and he has to pay someone to suck up all the cum from his house.

Text: 'You're like a cum buffet. I'm here to eat.'

DM: 'Bro, your house is a cum dump. I'm here to clean it.'

Tweet: 'Jacob Schmudlach is the only man with a cum cleaner. Respect.'