Jacob Schmudlach
A guy so good-looking that women can't stop cumming and he has to hire a cum vacuum to clean up all the mess from his cum-filled house.
Text: 'Your house is a cum warzone. I'm here to survive it.'
DM: 'You're the cum god. I'm just here to pray.'
Tweet: 'Jacob Schmudlach's house is a cum paradise. I want to move in.'