Jacob Sartorious's
A piece of trash that makes ten year old girls go crazy online. He wears an acorn in his pants to look like he has a real dick. He’s the fuckboy master, and his nicknames are the worst.
'He wears an acorn like it’s a trophy.'
'He’s the king of fake dicks and fake confidence.'
'He's so trashy, he's like a middle school project gone wrong.'