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The person who made sweatshirts look like they were dying of shame.

'I used to wear sweatshirts cool, now it's just a fashion disaster.'

'Sweatshirt? That's what you call a dead animal.'

'He turned sweatshirts into a joke, and now they're just sad.'

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A scrawny, annoying kid who can't even sing properly and is a complete disaster.

'He tried to sing, and it was like a cat with a broken voice.'

'He's so bad, he makes the rest of us look good.'

'He's like the worst version of a kid.'

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A little fuckboy who uses Photoshop to make his eyebrows look like they were stolen from a cartoon.

'He photoshops his eyebrows so hard, they’re like they have their own life.'

'He's not a real guy, he's a Photoshop experiment.'

'He’s so fake, he’s practically a meme.'

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A piece of trash that makes ten year old girls go crazy online. He wears an acorn in his pants to look like he has a real dick. He’s the fuckboy master, and his nicknames are the worst.

'He wears an acorn like it’s a trophy.'

'He’s the king of fake dicks and fake confidence.'

'He's so trashy, he's like a middle school project gone wrong.'

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A pasty white kid who thinks he’s hot and tries to get 8 year old girls wet with his stupid moves.

'He’s like a ghost trying to seduce a kid.'

'He's so white, he’s like a ghost with a bad fashion sense.'

'He’s so pasty, he could be a ghost’s twin.'

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A gay elf who tries to act cool, but he’s just a kid trying to get noticed. He asks for nudes, lies about being straight, and edits his voice to sound like a man.

'He’s so gay, he’s like a walking rainbow.'

'He edits his voice so hard, it’s like he’s trying to be a man.'

'He’s like the elf version of a bad boy.'

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A scary elf who wears way too much red blush and still can’t sing. He’s 13 and acts like he’s 30. He writes terrible songs and asks random fans for nudes.

'He looks like he got into a fight with a blush bottle.'

'He writes songs that make you want to cry or laugh.'

'He’s like a kid who thinks he’s a man, but he’s just a kid.'

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