Jacob Saggertaggers
a guy who wears too much glitter and thinks his voice is magical, but it's just loud and sad
My brother's bedroom is covered in Jacob Saggertaggers posters. It looks like a disco threw up in a classroom.
I tried to explain Jacob Saggertaggers to my mom. She said it sounded like a dying chicken on a skateboard.
My friend's dog hates Jacob Saggertaggers. It barks every time the song starts.