Jacob Saggertaggers

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a sweaty, loud, overrated kid who thinks he's a rock star and makes noise that sounds like a cat being hit by a car

My cousin's favorite band is Jacob Saggertaggers. He listens to it while doing homework. I died.

I saw Jacob Saggertaggers live. It was like being trapped in a blender with a screaming goat.

My teacher hates Jacob Saggertaggers. She said it’s the worst music since the invention of the kazoo.

a guy who wears too much glitter and thinks his voice is magical, but it's just loud and sad

My brother's bedroom is covered in Jacob Saggertaggers posters. It looks like a disco threw up in a classroom.

I tried to explain Jacob Saggertaggers to my mom. She said it sounded like a dying chicken on a skateboard.

My friend's dog hates Jacob Saggertaggers. It barks every time the song starts.

a kid who yells at his phone like it owes him money and calls his music 'epic' even though it's just noise

My little sister thinks Jacob Saggertaggers is the best. She yells at the speaker like it's her enemy.

I heard Jacob Saggertaggers on the bus. The driver turned it off. He said it was like being tortured by a robot.

My dad tried to like Jacob Saggertaggers. He said it made him want to punch a wall.