Jacob Saggatorius
Jacob Saggatorius is a smelly, overgrown kid who thinks he’s a rockstar. He’s got a face like a fried egg and a hairdo that looks like a raccoon did a dance-off. He thinks he’s tough, but he can’t even do a proper piggyback without crying.
I saw him try to do a piggyback and fell over like a bag of bricks.
He tried to flex and his quiff fell off.
He said he had 100 followers, but only 2 replied.