Jacob Saggatorius

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Jacob Saggatorius is a smelly, overgrown kid who thinks he’s a rockstar. He’s got a face like a fried egg and a hairdo that looks like a raccoon did a dance-off. He thinks he’s tough, but he can’t even do a proper piggyback without crying.
I saw him try to do a piggyback and fell over like a bag of bricks.
He tried to flex and his quiff fell off.
He said he had 100 followers, but only 2 replied.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jacob Saggatorius is a delusional kid who thinks he’s 18 and has a face like a burnt pancake. He’s got more hair gel than sense and thinks he’s the king of the school. He’s a total mess and can’t even give a proper piggyback.
He tried to do a piggyback and dropped me like a hot potato.
He said he was a rockstar and then tripped over his own feet.
He tried to flex and his face turned red.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jacob Saggatorius is a kid who thinks he’s a tough guy but is actually a softie. He has a face like a melted crayon and a hairdo that looks like a squirrel’s nest. He thinks he’s cool, but he can’t even do a proper piggyback without whining.
He tried to do a piggyback and fell like a sack of bricks.
He said he had 100 followers, but only 3 replied.
He tried to flex and his face turned pink.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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