Jacob Riley Downing Day - On Jacob Riley Downing Day, you get gifts if you're lucky. I

On Jacob Riley Downing Day, you get gifts if you're lucky. If you're not lucky, you're stuck with your local Jacobs for the rest of your life.

I got a gift today because I'm lucky. My brother didn't get one because he's not lucky.

My dad got a gift. My little sister got a gift. I got nothing because I was born on a bad day.

My friend got a gift today. I got a gift yesterday. My enemy got nothing because he's a loser.