Jacob Riley Downing Day

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Jacob Riley Downing Day is March 10th or the 69th day of the year. You better give gifts to your local Jacobs or else they will curse your name.

I'm giving my neighbor a gift today or I'll be haunted by his screaming at 3 AM.

My mom made me give my cousin a gift or else she'd throw me out the window.

I gave my friend a gift today because I didn't want to be called 'the weakest link' again.

On Jacob Riley Downing Day, you get gifts if you're lucky. If you're not lucky, you're stuck with your local Jacobs for the rest of your life.

I got a gift today because I'm lucky. My brother didn't get one because he's not lucky.

My dad got a gift. My little sister got a gift. I got nothing because I was born on a bad day.

My friend got a gift today. I got a gift yesterday. My enemy got nothing because he's a loser.

Jacob Riley Downing Day is when your local Jacobs take over. You better give them gifts or they'll ruin your day.

I gave my local Jacob a gift today. He stopped bugging me at lunch.

My neighbor gave his Jacob a gift. Now he doesn't yell at me when I play my music too loud.

I didn't give my local Jacob a gift. Now he's following me around the school like a lost puppy.