Jacob Riley Downing Day
Jacob Riley Downing Day is when your local Jacobs take over. You better give them gifts or they'll ruin your day.
I gave my local Jacob a gift today. He stopped bugging me at lunch.
My neighbor gave his Jacob a gift. Now he doesn't yell at me when I play my music too loud.
I didn't give my local Jacob a gift. Now he's following me around the school like a lost puppy.
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