Jacob Rice
Jake Rice is a guy who thinks he’s cool, but no one else does. He walks in and flowers bloom, but only if they’re in a store. He’s got a willpower so strong, it could make a vending machine cry.
He DM’d me: 'I walked into the mall, and the flowers bloomed, but only in the candy aisle.'
He told his teacher: 'I don’t need to eat junk food. I eat healthy and it’s a miracle.'
He posted: 'My willpower is so strong, I made the vending machine give me a free soda.'