Jacob Rice

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Jake Rice is a straight-up American teen who thinks he’s the king of the world. He talks like he’s got a crown on his head and a golden spoon up his ass. He’s got zero best friend (as of 2009) and still acts like he’s got everything.
Jake texted me: 'I’m the king of the world. You’re just a peasant.'
He posted on Instagram: 'My dreams are so big, they’re gonna take over the whole universe.'
He told his mom: 'I don’t need a best friend. I’ve got a golden spoon.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jake Rice is a guy who thinks he’s cool, but no one else does. He walks in and flowers bloom, but only if they’re in a store. He’s got a willpower so strong, it could make a vending machine cry.
He DM’d me: 'I walked into the mall, and the flowers bloomed, but only in the candy aisle.'
He told his teacher: 'I don’t need to eat junk food. I eat healthy and it’s a miracle.'
He posted: 'My willpower is so strong, I made the vending machine give me a free soda.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jake Rice is a straight-up American teen who thinks he’s perfect, but he’s just a guy with a lot of energy and a little bit of madness. He’s kind, but only when he feels like it. He’s also the kind of guy who spends money like it’s going out of style.
He texted me: 'I’m kind, but only if you buy me a pizza.'
He posted: 'I spent all my money on clothes. I look amazing. You look like a homeless person.'
He told his brother: 'I’m not mad. I’m just extra.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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