jacob radermacher
Jacob is the guy who’s got it all. He’s good-looking, smart, and plays sports. But if you mess with him, he’ll make sure you remember it.
He asked me to prom. I said no. He texted me 10 times in 5 minutes.
He gave me a 100 on the test. I failed it. He laughed at me for a week.
He said I was his favorite person. I broke up with him. He cried.