jacob radermacher

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#heartbreaker#class clown#temper

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Jacob is the kind of guy who looks like he’s hiding behind a wall. But once he talks to you, he’s like a monster who just woke up and wants to eat your brain. He’s sweet, but if you mess with him, he’ll make you cry and then laugh at you.
He asked me out, and I said no. He texted me 10 times in 5 minutes.
He cried when I broke up with him. Then he asked me out again the next day.
He told me he’d rather die than fail a test. Then he failed it.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jacob is like a guy who’s cute, smart, and plays sports, but he also has a temper. You don’t want to be the one who makes him angry. He’ll probably throw something at you.
He flipped his desk when I told him I didn’t like him.
He kicked the door when I laughed at his bad joke.
He drew a mustache on my face during class.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jacob is the guy who’s easy to like but hard to forget. If you hurt him, he’ll make sure you remember it. He’s kind, but he’s got a mean streak.
He told me he’d never talk to me again. He did it for a week. Then he texted me.
He let me borrow his notes. I failed the test. He laughed at me.
He said I was his favorite person. I broke up with him. He cried.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jacob is the guy who’s got everything going for him. He’s smart, he’s athletic, and he’s got a laugh that could make you forget your own name. But if you break his heart, he’ll make you wish you were dead.
He asked me to prom. I said no. He drew a mustache on my face.
He gave me a 100 on the test. I failed it. He laughed at me for a week.
He said I was the best thing that ever happened to him. I broke up with him. He cried.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jacob is the guy who’s like a golden retriever. He’s sweet, he’s smart, and he’s got a temper. If you mess with him, he’ll make you pay for it.
He let me borrow his notes. I failed the test. He drew a mustache on my face.
He asked me to prom. I said no. He texted me 10 times in 5 minutes.
He said I was the best thing that ever happened to him. I broke up with him. He cried.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jacob is the guy who’s got it all. He’s good-looking, smart, and plays sports. But if you mess with him, he’ll make sure you remember it.
He asked me to prom. I said no. He texted me 10 times in 5 minutes.
He gave me a 100 on the test. I failed it. He laughed at me for a week.
He said I was his favorite person. I broke up with him. He cried.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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